do not want!

When your mom busts out the Neil Diamond on the iPod -- it's not conducive for essay writing. I'm 1200 mediocre words in and there's no turning back. I want at least 1500+ excellent words (I'm cut off at 2500). The deadline strikes closer and I have to throw some kind of resume schtick together to submit. They'll review it and realize my little to no experience in the real world. C'est la vie, all I want to do is write a bitchin' paper.